Monday, January 6, 2014

Week 15: Put your left wing in, take your right wing out.

Week 14 saw the match of the conference leaders as the Kung Fu Lemurs faced off against Puckin’ Great Ya’ll and How You Laich Me Now played against The Fighting Hasselhoffs. Conference pride and chances to move up in the standings were on the line.

The Kung Fu Lemurs stumbled from the start, loosing the first two days by more than 70 points to Puckin’ Great Ya’ll. The Lemur’s attempted rally was quickly squashed as Ya’ll continued to assert league dominance in points by racking up nearly 350 during the Winter Classic. Rumours out of the Lemurs clubhouse have management furious over the loss. With not only the team coach and players catching flack, but the city as well. Management’s negotiations with the city for renovations on the rink have stalled. Final score, Kung Fu Lemurs (11 and 3) 258 to Puckin’ Great Ya’ll (12 and 2) 346.1.

After being taken advantage of the previous week, The Fighting Hasselhoffs found their groove and came out strong against How You Laich Me Now. The Hoffs opened the week up with a score of 30.9 to How You Laich Me Now’s 4.9 and never looked back. How You Laich Me Now eked out more points than Hoffs only once last week. Final score, The Fighting Hasselhoffs (9 and 5) 330.6 to How You Laich Me Now (10 and 4) 225.

After the Richmond Prexies close game last week, many believed that the owner was on the verge of coming out of his coma. Indeed, things looked good as the Prexies came out and dominated Team Moran in the first game of the week. Sadly though, the Prexies owner remains in his comatose condition and Team Moran was able to claw their way back as the week progressed. Final score, Richmond Prexies (0 and 14) 155.2 to Team Moran (3 and 11) 176.5.

Capital Punishment, after securing a narrow win against the Prexies last week proved to be no match for Never Go Full Kopitard. Kopitard used all of their allotted roster moves for the week in order to secure the victory and only (narrowly) dropped two matches for the week. Final score, Capital Punishment (3 and 11) 148 to Never Go Full Kopitard (7 and 7) 192.4.

Laich a G6 came out strong against The Mighty V, securing a 25 point lead in the opening night; only to see the lead evaporate when G6 failed to register a single point on Wednesday, allowing The Mighty V to make up the difference. The Mighty V secured the win to stay tied with How You Laich Me Now for second place in the Dunlop Conference. Final score Laich a G6 (5 and 9) 214.1 to The Mighty V (10 and 4) 252.4.



Your GIF of the week:
Scott's reaction to Mac winning last week.

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